In the not so distant future, the earth will run out of fresh water because of global warming and Glen Beck The Wizz Beverage Company is using state of the art technology to turn your piss into your favorite beverages! Dont drink the purple stuff, grab some Urine Splash and celebrate Earth Day! Please visit to send your Senators a message to get real about climate change!

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