Question by Dead Account: How do you calm an attacking guard dog so it becomes docile, stops barking, and stays alive?
basically, I mean without shooting it, stabbing it, or dipping it in acid. or wodka.
1. I haz no steak

2. I haz no weapon

3. I WANTZ TEH MUNIEZ!

Best answer:

Answer by A Single Curiosity
a. toss it a steak and run

b. tranquilizer dart

c. call the police on yourself

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